A Missouri woman is fighting to keep her three emotional support monkeys. She and her doctor say her three emotional support monkeys are vital to her mental well-being, but her neighbors worry the primates are dangerous. says the monkeys would never hurt anyone, and they bring her so much comfort. In addition, her doctor provided a note saying the primates have been “prescribed” as emotional support animals. It’s amazing that there have been so many stories about odd support animals over the past few years, and I don’t know about you but I have never crossed paths with one. No Service Llamas, no Emotional Support Kangaroos. Nothing. How would you feel if a monkey in a service animal vest came to your neighborhood?
Just a friendly reminder that literally everything in Australia is trying to kill you: An Australian bike rider died Sunday after he veered off the road to avoid a swooping magpie. The unidentified 76-year-old man was cycling when a witness saw him careen into a fence post as he tried to avoid the bird.
Did you ever hear that joke about dreaming you were eating the world’s largest marshmallow and then woke up and couldn’t find your pillow? It actually happened to one woman. A California woman was deep asleep when she dreamed that she and her fiancé were on a high-speed train facing off with “bad guys” and during the fight Bobby told her she had to swallow her engagement ring to protect it from them. When she woke up, however, she saw that the ring was gone and immediately knew what had happened. Things took a turn when she could feel the ring in her stomach and it started becoming painful for her. So, rather than let the ring pass through her organs naturally, the doctor suggested that the safest way to retrieve her engagement ring would be to have an upper endoscopy to remove it.
Two men used a Target shopping cart to push a corpse through the streets of Harlem. A passerby on his way to the gym for his morning workout spotted the body because he noticed two feet with socks on protruding from the red carpet. The witness called the police, who found the unconscious and unresponsive man with signs of head trauma and wrapped in a cardboard box inside of the carpet.
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