Jurassic Park is a monster hit. See what I did there? “Monster hit.” It has generated some controversy however, because Claire, Bryce Dallas Howard’s character, runs around in high heels for the entire movie. Some were outraged, calling it a sexist stereotype. Others just thought it was ridiculous, since she could have taken them off at any time. Still others didn’t even notice. XVP Comedy decided to settle the controversy once and for all, in the only logical way possible: They went back and added high heels to the characters in the original trilogy. All of them.
