Authorities come up with all sorts of diplomatic ways of describing having to kill animals. Meanwhile, a haunted house in North Carolina unintentionally added an actual shooting to their show. Plus, a fight over cutting in line took a strange turn.

A man in Massachusetts learned the hard way that you should eat black licorice in moderation. Meanwhile, a woman isn’t letting the COVID outbreak keep her from making some creative Halloween costumes for her kids. Plus, subway workers in New York created their own underground man cave.

A man is suing his local chain coffee shop because the tea he ordered was a little too hot and scalded his naughty bits. Meanwhile, an Australian man has been sitting in jail in Egypt over a “like” on social media. Plus, the porn industry seems to be driving technological advancement.

A local Chicago news outlet seems to think there is a “normal” road rage incident. Meanwhile, a prisoner went above and beyond the call of duty to try to smuggle a gun into jail. Plus, if you have any Chuck-E-Cheese tickets laying around, you’d better cash them in quickly.

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