A story out of Florida shows why it might be a good idea to keep some distance between customers and drive-thru employees even after the COVID outbreak.

A traveler was going through O’Hare airport in Chicago with more than 3,000 erectile dysfunction pills. Meanwhile, Customs and Border Protection officers working this month in the Port of Cincinnati seized 44 pounds of cereal flakes that were “frosted” with cocaine instead of sugar. Plus, another gender reveal has gone horribly wrong.

Believe it or not, Gorilla Glue sales have skyrocketed since that woman put it in her hair. Meanwhile, a man stopped to get some coffee and won $57,000 on a scratch off ticket. Plus, among all of the problems out of Texas there’s a heartwarming story of an unexpected house guest.

A woman in Ohio was arrested for leaving her two daughters in a motel while she went off to work.

Just about the entire country other than Florida is dealing with a massive winter storm. Meanwhile, a teacher in Florida faces child abuse charges after fighting students outside a local McDonald’s. Plus, Queen Elizabeth is reacting to the news her family will be growing soon.

Imagine going through this pandemic sans the internet, now imagine going through the 1918 pandemic pre-just about every creature comfort we enjoy today. They wore tree bark for a mask. Meanwhile, authorities in Arizona believe they may have finally silenced their “Penis Man” graffiti artist. Plus, a group of mountain climbers had to be rescued while trying to climb the world’s second highest mountain.

An Arizona woman went for a run and ended up living through a slasher movie scenario.

The owner of a small digital photo gallery has had pictures of wildlife, landscapes and buildings blocked by Facebook for supposedly containing “overtly sexual” content including a photo of the England cricket team in a huddle and one of a cow standing in a field. Meanwhile, a computer hacker in Florida almost poisoned a town’s water supply. Plus, a mechanic has a warning about clingy ex-boyfriends.

Some listeners took Garry to task for getting the number of stars on the original American flag. Meanwhile, a middle school teacher in Wisconsin thought it was a good idea to ask students to write about how they would punish a slave. Plus, Cuba has taken a sudden turn towards capitalism.

A man picked up a dog at his local shelter and then she promptly saved his life.