Gabatron Morning Briefing – 4-13-15: That’s A Lot Of Bull Semen

Hillary Clinton announced on Sunday that she is running for President in 2016. Shocking everyone.

Sen. Rand Paul says that he’s been short-tempered with reporters, but he denies that he has any problem with female reporters specifically. This cropped up when Paul was a little testy with Savannah Guthrie on the Today Show.

An Italian doctor says he is two years away from performing the first total human head transplant. He actually has a volunteer, a 30 year old man from Russia who suffers from a rare genetic muscle wasting disease.

According to new data, people who make more money work more, and that means they sleep less.

Someone stole $12,000 worth of bull semen from a farm in Minnesota.

A San Francisco man was acquitted for breaking into an apartment, because he said he was actually trying to get into a UFO. He was apparently suffering from sort of meth-induced psychosis and believed the end of the world was about to happen and his only way out was a UFO parked on the roof the building.

Each morning Keith Conrad will give you a few stories useful for starting conversations around the water cooler at work. Assuming that your office actually has a water cooler.

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